Is it
just us, or have footballer haircuts been getting more and more ridiculous off
late? Everyone has a buzz line here or an afro there. What happened to the good
ol’ days of normal hair and fantastic football?
Footballers these days have been taking
their hairstyle game to newer levels. It’s quite clear that they have no
obligation to be “formally” dressed anymore, what with the ridiculous wages
they earn, but what they really need to realize is that they’re role models for
football fans world over – and often the easiest way to emulate your footy hero
– is to get the same haircut!
It was okay seeing every kid sport a David
Beckham spike do or a Cristiano Ronaldo waxed mop, but now things are getting out
of hand. We for one, hope never to encounter fans of these players sporting
their ridiculous haircut:
1)
Gervinho
The man whose head looks like a living
room.
2)
Niklas Bendtner
The “I am a big baby” hairdo.
3)
Bacary Sagna
Mr. Maggi Head.
4) Ratinho
This is what happens when your head gets
stuck in the nets.
5)
Raul Miereles
It seems Raul passed out on the beach and a
bird built a nest on his head.
6)
Joe Cole
We’re assuming he had a lizard on his head
that the barber just trimmed around.
7) The
many dos of Mario Balotelli
We just pity the parents of any kids who
are huge fans of Mario.
8)
Luis Ronaldo
Ronaldo took the 2002 Brazil world cup by
storm. And so did his barber.
9) Cristiano
Ronaldo
The one where his hairstylist watched too
much anime the previous day.
10)
David Luiz
The one true mop.
We’re sure there are tonnes more out there,
so if you’ve got one in mind, or have spotted one recently – let us know in the
comments below!
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